Mornin Coffee With An Old Boomerfag

G’Marnin!!! As usual I’m on the porch this morn, a cranky, irritable old dink starting his day off right!!!🤬

Snivellers, perverts, whackadoodles, howler monkeys and hoople-heads 

are strongly advised to pass on by.

Keep yer hands where I can see ‘em.

Those of you with maturity, a triple digit IQ, and a sense a humour are

invited to stay. You two know who ya are!

But you better keep ya hands where I can see ‘em too!

Bungholes!!!!

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

Today I’m hard at work shouting at clouds, giving the finger to passersby, and raging at retards and women (don’t say it!!). I’m looking at YOU, Chutes!

The other morn I was in Tom Horton’s, swilling goat pissed coffee and solving the world’s problems with B. He’s good man but kinda dumb. Met him at the li’l chapel out in the country. He and his wife are always embroiled in marital conflict; and  his relationship with his Ex is … complicated. In a Darwinian sense, HAR HAR HAR! But…I’m being a dink. His first wife is trying to destroy him. She’s trying to claim retroactive child support from him now that the kids are both over 20, finished school and moved out. It should be dismissed, out of hand…but so far it’s cost him $5k in lawyer’s fees to fight it. Ex is broke, single and alone and is trying to gouge him for every last cent she can. Even though it’s supposedly open and shut…$5k…and the lawyer’s bill is growing. 

He also has issues with the new wife. They use the church Elders as free marriage counseling. One a the guys took me aside a couple years back and said “I should speak to B…”. I told him that I already was, and telling him the same things they were. I am not an evangelist or a spiritual advisor. All I can do is watch the trains derail and destroy themselves… same as them, really. Unholy women will be the end of us all.

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After the first cup of mud, B went up to the till for refills. While he was gone I did some people watching. I noticed a kid doing a school assignment at another table. Musta been about 12, maybe? He had his phone in front and was clearly scribing off the innernet! All I can do is wonder what our (hork, spit) pooch screwing teachers public educators…think they’re actually teaching the kids? When I was a kid, they’d have punished us for stuff like that. Is that boy going to retain anything from that? And… what are 12 year olds doing, drinking coffee…? That Tim Horton shit’ll stunt yer growth!

At another table, a younger stubfart was working and grabbing a coffee. Can’t fault him for that but he had three laptops open and a cell to boot. He’d monopolized a big table for himself! Back before I became obsolete I could do anything I needed with a laptop and a cell. The times, they are a-changin.

Obviously this guy was three or four times more productive than I ever was! 😂👍

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Big brass clangers. In both planes. Bomber crews had lifespans measured in weeks in the opening days of WW2. I’m kinda puzzled with this one, though: the Me110 is seen on the bomber’s six in the opening scene of the video and then starts creeping up to start systematically and methodically killing it. Did he get the tail gunner before the vid started? He must have; just looking at it, they must have chewed that bird up badly before the film even began. That spot on the bird’s six o’clock is covered by the tail gunner, and marginally by the ball turret below, and a gun behind the pilots on top as well. But at the same time, if you can get the shot… once the tail gunner’s out of commission you have a strait shot right down the fuse and it’s analogous to a head shot on big game: the crew is wide open and undefended. Y’know… I don’t get it. The B17s were literally bristling with guns - the big bloody .50’s that can turn anything they hit into shredded metal and slag. But the fighters tore them up and killed them almost with impunity. It’s high octane aviation grade hate is what it is. I can see why men failed under the stress. There’s no victory for anyone in battles like this. Only random acts of murder. 

It makes me wonder. Did the ancients have PTSD and combat fatigue? There’s warrior cultures where a death in combat is the highest honor you can aspire to. The moslems wake up in heaven and get to pick their 72 raisins. The Norse went to Valhalla to drink their faces off and fight some more. The Japanese would fight to the last man facing impossible odds. I wonder if their culture protects its fighters from stress induced psychosis somehow?

Today we get PTSD from pronouns 

and different opinions.

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Channels of note - is it fair to say OyTube is slowly losing relevance? I hate the people that run it with the heat of 1000 suns. During the scamdemic they censored anyone that dared to question the narrative. Any critique of the protected classes was verboten. All the gunnies got demonetized or cancelled or harassed by the blue haired, the lard assed, and the butt blasting censors. I used to get suspended regularly for dropping truth bombs on poor innocent people just trying to enjoy their milk and cookies in a safe place!

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Nowadays I don’t comment much anymore but I’ll still drop the odd N-bombs and crime think… and I haven’t gotten banned in ages. But I no longer watch much of the stupid stuff poosted by sexual perverts, retarded women, blacks or other cretins. I did find an interesting channel on current events and politics where the guy actually tries to be objective and seek the truth on stuff that offends and frightens the bed wetters, the harridans and poodle walkers.

A reasonable effort at explaining why political polls 

don’t work anymore

The Elephant In The Room is flat out wrong here, IMHO, with the possible exception of poll “herding”. Statistics are an incredibly complex and involved. There’s a metric tonne of math and methodology and once upon a time I was on top of it. But properly done, any statistical poll will produce accurate information within 2 or 3%, 19 times out of 20. You can set your watch and warrant to that too. 

I can tell there’s fuckery afoot, on any given subject…with 99% accuracy, 19 times out of 20 too - simply by looking at the scientific statistical studies. During the Covid scam… you had Nurse Aesop screaming into the void that EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!! THE REST OF US ARE ALL GONNA DIE TOO!!! WE’RE DOOMED!!! Up here in Canada the neurotics and hysterics were swamping the test/vaccination stations but the hospitals were quiet. In some Euro countries it was the Black Death all over again. Cross the border and everything is calm and controlled. When you see run out like that - somebody is either retarded and/or … running a grift. Statistical studies, properly run, are repeatable and deadly accurate. Unless of course, you are talking about sacred cows like the environMINT, race, feminism, faggotry, etc…

This fella gives the media and pollsters far, far too much credit. The mass media is the propaganda arm of the democrats in America, and the Liberal Party up here in Canada. They don’t do investigative journalism; they are paid scribblarians that write what they’re paid to write. Pollsters are paid to influence elections. Simple as. Toward the end of the vid… the Elephant recklessly asks “who really owns the media?”

I’m sure it’s just a councidink that the same guys that

own 96% of the media… also own the lion’s share of the porn industry.

I like the Elephant none the less. He will at least ask the questions, and attempt to answer them fairly.

The other channel of note is from East Texas:

Tex does quick, fun vids on pipe and tobacco

reviews, and fast historical lectures on

settlers, frontiersmen and pioneers that got through their days a little

easier with a pipe.

Joe recommended this channel to me but I’d already been watching it for a few months. As an aside… I bought a Morgan “Bones” pipe off Fleabay a couple months back. It was about a $100.00 or so once I got it over the border here in Aaaaaaadmontin. These are great pipes. Mine is a stubby pipe and I love it…the only gripe I have is that smokes HOT. It will punish you if you rush it. That’s the nature of the “nose warmer” design, not the manufacturer. I rubbed mine down with food grade mineral mineral oil or whatever it is the wife uses on her cutting boards… and mine darkened to a bland brown. I’m a noob at pipe smoking and don’t do fancy tinned tobacco anymore. I just run the bulk blends. I started with the Virginia and thought it was the best thing since sliced bread. Then I tried black cavendish and thought that was the best. Then I tried an English blend and that was the best too! Now I don’t care what it is. After a long range dawg patrol, when I get home around the time most folks are having breakfast or leaving for work - I put in my earbuds, take a jug of coffee and the pipe out on the veranda… and plan my chores and doings for the day. 

Getting back to Tex and the Morgan pipe… he’s bang on the money. Pick one up for yourself and throw it in the truck or tackle box. You won’t regret it.

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The Filthie He-Man Woman Hater’s Club

Gentlemen… we got a serious and growing problem. The socials are literally alight with homocidally bitter, man- hating females. I’m seeing scholarly lectures rants, screams and rage from legions of batshit crazy womenfolk. Long, excruciatingly stupid stuff totally disconnected essays and soliloquies by sea hags and menstrual and menopausal harridans sheiking about the failure of men. It’s literally endless. Volumes of stuff like “Seven Ways To Know If Your Man Is A Narcissistic Psycopath That’s Going To Kill You”

Dear God. At least half the women on that list are career dingbats and crazies themselves. Hillary Clinton literally married a rapist! The comments are a fire hose of crazy too: “My husband told me I was fat and wanted to put me on a diet!!! BAAAAAwwwwwk! Bawk bawk bawk…!!!”

The hell of it is they voat! And they do it based on blatant, obvious and easily proven BS! They believe it too. I guess the other day some cultural enrichMINT was going on where some negroes were shoplifting. They got chased out of the store, they made it to their car, and made ready for the getaway. In the process they did the usual ‘try to run over the cop’ routine. The cops opened fire and child got shot and kilt. Apparently the lady held up her li’l goblin to ‘show the cops there was a baby on board’ and it got popped! 

Of course it was all on multiple cameras, from several different angles, clearly showing that the cops were not at fault. But it was STILL racism and police brutality!!!! 

All the clucks are agreed too. KILL THE POLICE!!! The poor slob that pulled the trigger has been doxxed and will be lucky if some shitlibbed retard doesn’t kill him before a formal investigation is called. 

I suppose I am being racist.

There’s a metric tonne of shitty white women that need to be

either slapped or deported with the trash!

Spicey times are in the offing. Something needs to be done about our womenfolk. I think a lot of us know it now too. Agreeing with them to shut them up isn’t going to cut it, I don’t think? Backing down from an argument isn’t going to work either.  At some point we are going to have to deal with this. I dunno what that’s going to look like either. My former family and my in-laws were torn apart by shitty woke women. I’m personally convinced that until we start burning witches, and repealing the right of women to voat… nothing is going to change. 

It’s a start, I guess…?

But…whadda I know? 

I glad ya stopped by the porch this morn, and hope you and yours have something fun planned for the weekend. Try to love your womenfolk too, if ya can.

Cheers!

Filthie