Stubfart TV: Round We Go Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BfVzx3RMMk&t=1235s

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Hmpffffff!

It’s endemic now. I’m seeing it everywhere. The younger-old guys are packing it in. When ya hit your  50s…the world suddenly looks completely different. Men look at their relationships and start evaluating them. They look at their emotional investments and weigh the return on investment. They understand that their time is now finite. Retirement looms - voluntarily or involuntarily. No, 50 isn’t the new 40. But it is the classic male mid-life crisis - it’s just deferred, and pushed back, now. It’s the point where men ask if this is all there is? Am I where I want to be? Am I the person I want to be? Are these the people i want to share what remains of my life with? When we were younger we clamped down on questions like that. We told ourselves things would work out. Shut up, keep yer head down, don’t make waves. Keep the peace - it’ll all work out. Somehow.

But for many of us, it doesn’t. In some cases it gets worse. Or much, much worse. Costs and investments are analyzed and then the pruning starts. Divorces ramp up. Men pull the rip cord on careers and retire. Relationships with friends and family are allowed to wither and expire. Sometimes those long relationships end abruptly and with great bitterness. Declutterring becomes a priority - maybe even a physical need. Chaos and drama are anathema. Life changes. What now, these men in their late 40s or early 50s ask? Silence replies.

I went through that wringer 15 years ago myself. Unlike the self proclaimed experts and gurus on OyTube … I can’t recommend it! 😂👎 At the time the people in my circle were going nuts. They were making me crazy too. I couldn’t think. They came at me too fast, with too much anger and sorrow with no outlet, and I decided I was no longer going to be a safety valve. Everything blew up at once and it was years before I could make sense of any of it.  

I shouldn’t be a dink. Maybe these OyTubing gurus have the answers? And maybe it works for them? Some a those guys doing these vids just got wrecked. They’re starting again from nothing. When my family and old way of life disintegrated I took what was mine and told my former family and new adversaries to FOAD when they bitched about it. 

Whaddya call a female stubfart? I’m asking because I don’t know? They now sound just like these guys and they’re putting out videeyah too! They’re done with people pleasing!!! They’re putting themselves first for the first time!!! An old woman who knits tiny hats and puts them on her cat sombrely tells us she’s DONE with dating and mating. Then she starts lecturing about what stupid assholes all the men are. She’s gonna live her best life and by Godfrey - all us guys’ll be sorry when she’s gone!!!

I shouldn’t laugh. I sounded like that too when my old life imploded. Unlike these gurus and experts though… I never learnt anything useful from the whole experience. I made a LOT of mistakes. So did everyone else. There’s no answer to stuff like this. Everyone is going to go their own way, be successful and make their former friends and family envious and full a sorrow when they’re gone. Whatever.

Makes me wonder. It used to drive me bonkers. I’d come home after work and see my father in law on my chair, his wife over on our sofa… and they’d be absolutely glued to the TV. They’d be watching the retarded black baboon - Orca Winfrey… and they’d be hanging on her every word. Sometimes as an extra treat, Dr. Phil would come out with some dancing monkeys and sort out their psychological problems with fatherly authority and wisdom. All my elders’ opinions came from the TV. Those two assholes knew it all. Their favourite daytime TV hosts told them so! 

25 years later… and I’m watching this shite! 😑 And despite my best efforts, my habitual cynicism and negativity… sometimes I’m still “influenced” people on the innernet. It’s only going to get worse too, I bet. A stubfart with declining cognitive abilities is going to be no match for an optimized AI designed to manipulate and prey on them for profit. I swear to gawd - if I start expressing judeosocialism, feminism, faggotry or any other neoliberal agitprop… just shoot me. Euthanasia is legal in Canada and I think a lot of us oldsters are going to get put down. Looking at some of my fella boomers… I can see why that may be a good thing. 

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It’s chores again for me today. I got guns to clean, house cleaning, dawg walking…my day will be chock full of exciteMINT. Thanks fer stopping by… and be sure to like and subscribe! HAR!