Of Boomerfags, Stubfarts & Codgers

Summer has finally settled in to the hereabouts. Trees are green. Dandelions are making their yearly assault on my lawn. The other morn, a fat little songbird sat on the veranda bitching at me as I drank my coffee and had a pipe. I told him to beat it, so he pooped on the railing and flew off as if to say, “There’s ya Walt Disney moment for the day, you stupid old fart!” I laughed and then started ruminating on the days’ chores. Zippedee Do Dah to you too, you little shit! HAR HAR HAR!!!

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Blisters are starting to heal which is nice. Yesterday I scalped the lawn, took the dawgz on a long one and farted about with the trailer. That thing has me hacked right off. The electric tongue jack is out on it and I think the inline fuse is blown. I just gotta sit down and find the damn thing. I swear - these things are wired by either hare lipped fwenchmen or evil chinamen. I’ll get it…all I lack is the gumption. Like everything I suppose. 

For those a ya's that have a foot fetish - feast 

yer eyes!!!

I looked in the mirror the other day and was horrified as usual by what stared back at me. I’ve aged a lot this last year. I noticed the same thing with my dad and father in law back in the day. They aged in spurts. They’d pick up a few lines and wrinkles, and just when ya got used to it - they’d pack on a bunch more. My skin is doing that. I’m starting to lose muscle too. Not much, but enough to notice. It drove them nuts when they did it, but I don’t give a hoot myself. Certain chores are harder to do now too. Don’t care about that either - I’ll just slow down and take longer to do them. Or find different ways to do them.  The older men in my family took aging as an insult. They tried to deny and hide it. As for me…meh. It's just life, and none of us are getting out alive.

I’m seeing a lot of full blown rage and hate being directed at us stupid fuggin old boomers these days. I worry that one day that I’ll disappear .... And all that they’ll find are my Crocs, and some enraged kid will have stuffed me down a wood chipper. Mind you… the “kids” are looking older now too. Sometimes I wonder what my prodigal daughter looks like - she’s 41 this year. Then I think twice about it n’ figure… maybe not. That was another life, long ago. There’s some things in life I’d rather not know.

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I dunno where I stand in the intergenerational war setting up. People forget there’s actually two generations of boomers. My parents, born in the early and mid 1940’s… and mine, ending in the mid 60s. I made the boomer demographic by a couple months. And I see both sides of the conflict as I am almost smack dab in between the two demographics. I get hated on by both factions too: my parents think I’m lazy and stupid and spoiled for wanting the same things they had, and not wanting to work 80 hours a week for shit wages. The kids hate me because I belong to a generation that had everything handed to them and never had to work for any of it.  Allegedly. I swear to gawd - if I get sucked into this bullshit - I will goon my mom with a garden shovel and bury her in a shallow grave in the flower bed … and I’ll slowly strangle my militant gay daughter and her creepy love partner and throw them in the composter! This whole thing is stupid, really. But that is where white people are right now. Men make war on their own families, mothers fight for the right to murder their own babies,  and everyone hates their parents. It's a stupid fight for stupid people, and since I don’t want to go to jail for killing some bunghole that seriously needs it… I think I’ll take a pass on the issue. 

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You’ve heard of the pump action rifle, right? I do declare that Flapz just invented the Pimp Action Rifle! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!  May I present a pair of Ruger 10/22s:

My rifle (top) reflects sensible, conservative aesthetics

Ya can't take Flapz anywhere!!! He always has to make a spectacle of himself!

That bottom one is one fuggin ugly rifle.

But I will keep my comments to myself lest I get beaten to a

raspberry red pulp by its owner...

Jeez. Anodized red aluminium? A muzzle break On a .22.? A Vortex cheapo scope. But I can see where this one’s going already. We’ll get out on the range, sight him in… and that fat old retard will shoot circles around me. Happens every single time. And I shouldn’t be such a dink - I put an extended mag release on mine, aftermarket bull barrel and stock… and if Flapz’ gun looks like a pimp… mine looks like a cheap ho! HAR!!! 

I seriously need to find a good gopher patch. 😊👍

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"The Boys" is over. And thank gawd. It was getting seriously gay. All the movie nerds and wanks are hacked right off with it. The eeeeeevil Homelander super hero (and obvious psychotic parody of Blumpf and Superman) - dies at the hands of shitlib dweeb heroes: a 105 lb. chinawoman, a soy boy, a petite blonde with more plastic surgery and bondo than a '56 Merc, and maybe some other paragon of shitlib virtue. The evil politically conservative villain dies mewling for mercy and offering to eat the corn out of the shite of the leftist heroes, HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! Aaaahhhh..... HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

A case of pots n’ kettles, calling each other

blacks…

To me the series was a collection of ribald rude jokes and gags, and it was so badly done that the wanks of Clown World were lampooning themselves as much as christians, conservatives and trad normies that they hate with the heat of 1000 suns. I found it to be a fascinating glimpse into the diseased shitlib mind too. Currently, they are in the process of trying to appropriate dissident conservative thought. In their minds, the message now is that Christians are all retarded zombies but secretly control the media, the cops and the judiciary through their eeeeeevil rich corporations and bilionaires. They want to brain wash your kids and instill their perverted fake biblical values in them. And of course, any conservative leader is portrayed as a pedophile or a sexual pervert! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!! These clowns are comedy gold!

But anyone who spends time in conservative spaces knows that shitlibs always telegraph their intentions. If they accuse you of being a  pervert - it's because they are the perverts. Faggotry and pedophilia is a sin if some catholic preist does it... but it's just another sexual orientation when they do it. Bill Clinton rapes an intern? "Boys will be boys!" Biden creeps on kids on TV? "Oh- he's just an affectionate old man!" When they accuse you of wanting to round up faggots and jews and peepo of colour, herd them into concentration camps to kill them and make soap out of them... welp... they are projecting their own goals and aspirations onto the rest of us. We saw this during the Covid scam when they were censoring everything, making the Clot Shot mandatory and proposing camps for the vaccine deniers. These people are telling you something, Normie. Ya might wanna pay attention... and start prepping, just in case. Western civ is getting seriously stupid, and when you are in a stupid place with stupid people... you're already a few steps behind.

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In my best Archie Bunker:

“Awwww jeez… wouldjya lookit that…!”

I don’t get that at ALL. Me and my K9 team were on patrol this morn at the crack of dawn, ever on the lookout for senior delinquent crime! But this time… we were too late. I see this all the time and it’s always the little old ladies doing it: Their yappy li’l ankle biter drops a disgusting deuce. Somehow, they manage to pick up and bag the mess… but between that and the garbage can - they get squeamish. They carefully prop the turd up on the edge of the garbage can and walk away, leaving it to some other poor slob to actually put it in the garbage can! I can just imagine it! “EEEEEEEEEWWW!!! Dawg poooooooooh!!!!”

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I’m going to start going on dawg patrol armed. When I see some retarded old bint doing this, I’ll pull out my RCMP issued nerf baton and flog the daylights out her. But I suppose I shouldn’t bitch. At least they’re bagging it up.  

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So that concludes this exciting episode of The Summer Of My Discontent. I hope your summer and gardens are off to a good start, and that yer staying safe, sane and out of jail. As usual… thanks for stopping in.

Filthie