Sunday, March 15, 2026

Türkiye Isn’t Going To Stuff Itself

Türkiye. Not “Turkey”! Say it right, dammit!!!! 😡

Ya know what? Fuck off.

Years ago I got reamed because I called it the war in “the Ukraine.” I hadn’t even expressed my scholarly opinion on the subject when some shitlibbed jewish bint gave me the very hell of it. “It’s NOT ‘the Ukraine!!!!!’ That’s like calling it ‘the Canada’!!!! It’s just ‘Ukraine’!!!! Stop being so stupid!!! Say it right, damn you…”

😑

Now I just refer to that pestilent pissoire as “The Kraine” a la Tiny over at Big country. And - just fer the record - I call it Kiev, not ‘Keeeev’.

While back I was listening to Judge Nap and Col. MacGregor and MacGregor called it Turk-ee-yee-yee. Rather than trusting those two stubfarts I looked it up.


“TOOR-key-yeh”

Hrrmpfff.🤨

I think you’re supposed to roll your “R” on it, maybe? 

“Tooooooor-r-r-r-r KEEEEEEEEEyahhhh”
🤪

Maybe it’s just like Rome? “When in Türkiye… do as the Turkeys do…”







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