Thursday, March 5, 2026

Crime Doesn’t Pay

 

I never understood that ol’ nickel about how crime never pays. With due respect to Bat Man and Robin… if crime didn’t pay then no one would do it! But I digress. In Canukistan I guess it all depends on who ya are? I really wonder when I see stuff like this:



Wow. 

What’s that? A couple hundred bucks on the table? And our former twink of a prime minister legalized pot. Couple hundred rounds there? 

Am I supposed to be impressed by that? Why - Bat Man was right after all! I know geriatric gamblers that can do better than that after a good night at the casino…

I suppose I shouldn’t be a dink. When I was a kid in high school Big Bro was a horrible pot head and he ran around with guys that’d slit your throat for what’s on that table. One of his pals was found with his throat cut and everyone knew it was a drug deal gone bad. The death literally drove the boy’s mom nuts, and she became a big wheel in that group called “Victims Of Violence” because nobody ever goes to jail in Canada. And if they do… they’re out again in a couple months.

But… even as a kid… I usually had more money than that and definitely more guns and ammo. I never did the drug scene as a kid. I’m looking at this and I’m more concerned about the fuggin cops than the two bit criminals. But that’s Toronto for ya. I think recently their police chief was telling citizens to keep their car keys and valuables in a bowl by the front door. That way, if some failed liberal social experiment broke in… he could steal all your stuff without coming further into the house and risking an escalation or confrontation. Yes. Seriously. 

I’ll say it again: it used to be that if the cops banged on my door at 3:00am - I’d let them in, put on the coffee and ask how I could help out. Nowadays? I wouldn't answer the door, and if they did corner me wanting info… I’d clam up and demand a lawyer.

Well… hopefully the cops got a criminal shitbird and not some horrible old duck hunter or gun club duffer.


2 comments:

  1. I remember reading something way back in the 90's, someone who was into economics did the math on a typical street level drug gang. Actually interviewed gang members and stuff. Finally figured out that the head nigger in charge would barely make enough to be considered above the poverty limit. The actual guys on the street dealing, they'd be better off flipping burgers at a McD's. It only looked enticing cause it was a cash business - you can flash several hundreds of dollars at someone and it looks like wealth, but if that's your biggest score? Shit, son, that ain't even enough to cover rent. If you're flashing hundreds of dollars but still go home every night to your mama's govt housing unit, you ain't making real money.

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  2. Drinking is "The Drug Scene" Filthie. Just do whatever you do at home and don't endanger anyone other than your own self and hopefully you won't do that either. Alcohol can be a terrible drug brother Glen.

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