Well of course she did, you little shits! How could she not? π‘
Because back in the 80s, that’s the way we rolled! Underwear was WHITE. Clean underwear was as white as the pure driven snow, or a Klansman’s bed sheet or cone head! You could SEE what was on it!!! In times of adversity when luxuries like clean underwear were unavailable - why, we went WITHOUT! And we LIKED it!!! Not like you faggy little chits today, with your multicoloured thongs, you multiprononed troons and pussies!!!
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Ooops. Oh dear! I got so damned mad, I pooped my pants with RAGE! But! No matter! Because I’m not wearing any underwear… I just hike my pant legs up a little bit and give them a shake…and the turds fall free and roll away! I’ll blame the li’l pup for them and no one’s the wiser…
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I fear I got off on the wrong foot this morn - and I need to get back on track. I’m gonna slam a big tall glass of Orange Metamucil, lie down and calm down until my blood pressure comes back up and my brain starts working again.
Remember to give thanks for small luxuries - and the fact that it’s Friday. As always - thanks for stopping in.
Filthie

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