Carnage In The Hen House: The Filthie Trophy Wife

It’s either late Saturday night or early Sunday morn. I wake up to the sound of baying dawgs - there’s an emergency in the hen house!!! A predator’s gotten in and must be slaughtering the birds!!! The noise is deafening!!! I jump into my sewer boots, grab my 20 bore shottie, a handful a shells and light my kerosene lantern! Hurry, Filthie!!! There’s no time to lose!!! I roll up on the hen house, and boot the door open, ready to send a coyote or weasel straight to hell in a hail of lead!!!

But… it’s only the usual female hysteria. The old hens have worked themselves into a flather over nothing again. All the noise is the Subsnatch biddies and harpies that are bitching and squawking … terrified about the growing influence and rise of the North American Tradwife. 

“…you don't want to be a tradwife, you just want to escape capitalism…”

“And, I am not going to lie—this tradwife movement almost tricked me too. And, considering that I am a queer woman and a chronic overachiever, that is absolutely nuts.”

HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!! 😂👍

I find it telling that even the wide arsed green haired modern lesbian day dreams about utopian Tradwife existence. But self awareness has always been problematic for those types. It’s odd… years ago I was checking up on my estranged lesbian daughter and her love partner - and it was bemoaning a longing for kids, a home, and family life. Things they will never have because of the life decisions they made. All I can say is thank GOD those two won’t be raising kids!

I try not to take these clowns too seriously - they’re obviously intimidated and fearful of the traditional housewife. Traditional North American housewives wield REAL power. They’re warm, intelligent problem solvers and they wrap their men around their little fingers. When they speak, everyone listens. They are loved and respected. How can they not be?

The cankle blossoms and harridans tremble in fear - for we

are starting to see the return of the queens. 

It’s a great time to be alive!

😊👍

This is what real feminine power

and freedom looks like. Do not be deceived - men will

guard women like these with their lives.

Is the Tradwife really nothing more than a trophy wife…? I personally don’t think so; a trophy wife only needs a vagina, a stacked figure with big boobs and a knowledge of cosmetics. It’s obviously beneficial that a Tradwife has those things but not a deal breaker if she doesn’t. She is valued because she can function while covered in puke, or cleaning up a mess on the floor, or wrangling rug rats and family pets. She is a participant in the marriage and she can shut her gawdammned trap long enough to listen, and speak sensibly when it’s time for her to speak. 

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The modern liberal woman needs more free chit just

to survive - than an actual trophy wife! She can’t handle simple domestic family 

life or balance a budget but supposedly she’s an expert on complex social and political 

issues.

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The fact of the matter is that with modern conveniences the Tradwife has TONS of free time. Dishwashers, microwave ovens, blenders, food processors, vacuum cleaners, modern cleaning chemicals… if she doesn’t have to work a day job, the modern urban Tradwife will have TONS of time for hobbies, elaborate meals, and socializing while keeping her house spic n’ span. She may be a traditionalist… but the smart Tradwife uses all the modern tools she has available. Rural Tradwives will always be up to their necks in chores. They know this and accept it and embrace it. 

Get thee behind me, Satan…

The wife and I come from progressive families with domineering liberal women. I can tell you … really bad things happen when you put low women up on pedestals. You’ll have the devil right in your house with you if you tolerate it. And they will run your family right into the ground. Odds are that this woman and her “church” will be gone in 5 years or less. If it survives at all… it’ll be a mere shadow of what it once was. 

I don’t think women are being bamboozled into pursuing the Tradwife ideal at all. The smart ones go in, knowing it’s a harder path, but they’re bright enough to see the payoff, maybe? 

Whadda I know? 

Only that hard times make better people… and a lot of us are in for some Darwinian levels of self improvement, HAR HAR HAR!!!

Have a great Sunday and thanks for stopping by.

Filthie