Friday, January 30, 2026

Urinalusm: So Long Donnie Boy

Well, Pammie… way to go, I guess? Ya put a black urinalist journalist - in jail! In the real world, all that’ll happen is some piece a shit corrupt liberal judge’ll just let him off amidst a triumphant cacophony of lunacy and simian hooting from the usual suspects.

I dunno how ya deal with guys like that. Why - given his sexual proclivities that boy would be right at home in prison! If they try to fine him… every crackhead and balloon head will just send their drug money to a Go Fund Me and pay it for him.

I wonder how the other losers will make out? To me this is all kabuki theatre. Somebody wake me up if they start arresting the clowns at the top? 

Bah! Given the guy involved … perhaps a song and a dance are in order? I don’t do rap… so maybe I’ll culturally appropriate one from my ancestors to celebrate the situation?


🎼Oh Donnie Boy

The sewer pipes is rattlin’

From crib to crib🎢

An’ down da fucken street

Da 5-O come and all da bitches cryin’

You’ll sleep tonight with men 

that smell like farts and feet…!🎡


Oh gawd that sucks!

πŸ˜–


Let’s listen to it properly! Such a fine, loving dirge should not be wasted on trash like Don.

πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Have yaselves a good fast Friday.


 

 

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, so? He got arrested, big hairy stinking deal. What d people honestly expect versus reality? Bondi doesn't have time in her busy shopping and dinner itinerary for bothering about this. If anything comes of this, it will be very unusual.
    BTW, where is the Clinton contempt arrest?

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  2. This is a really bad take. Is it strictly an American thing to beleive you do the right thing regardless of the consequences? Asking for a friend.

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  3. The local grand jury wouldn't indict him, so he's getting "Fedded", for civil rights violations. I hope they keep him locked up.

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  4. Your song was a work of beauty. Keep it up.

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  5. America’s Favorite DuchessJanuary 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM

    Gorgeous rendition of Danny Boy. Who told you it was ok to break my heart?

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  6. Local LEOs should have done that arrest before Anyone in DC knew what had happened.

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  7. "At my direction". LOL, what a bad ass!
    - WDS

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