"Why would you not just stop the car, get out, and pee on the grass?" From my experience, it is because you are halfway into a case of beer driving between Knoxville, Tennessee and Memphis, and you are in a hurry to get to a little size 4 redhead waiting for you and ain't no time for stopping. At least that is what my twenty five year old self would say.
We had a rental returned. Someone had urinated in a seat. It had to be replaced to get rid of the smell. You don't want certain liquids roaming about the cabin of your car...
In Canada it also doubles as a sippy cup.
ReplyDeleteBack in college we used the old wide mouth Gatorade bottles, just because it says lemon flavour and its yellowish does not make it Gatorade.
ReplyDeleteExile1981
Why would you not just stop the car, get out, and pee on the grass? Jeez.
ReplyDeleteThat dude better not keep it next to his coffee mug in the console.
ReplyDeleteOf course if he is drinking Staurburps maybe he won't notice the difference.
I just can't piss whilst sitting, what the fuck!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
"Why would you not just stop the car, get out, and pee on the grass?" From my experience, it is because you are halfway into a case of beer driving between Knoxville, Tennessee and Memphis, and you are in a hurry to get to a little size 4 redhead waiting for you and ain't no time for stopping. At least that is what my twenty five year old self would say.
ReplyDeletesee also - motorman's friend
ReplyDeleteFor some, a Gatorade has too small an opening.
ReplyDeleteWe had a rental returned. Someone had urinated in a seat. It had to be replaced to get rid of the smell. You don't want certain liquids roaming about the cabin of your car...
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