This morn we went out on patrol and it was busy. Every single good-for-nothing stubfart, retard retiree, and random village hemorrhoid was out enjoying the warm weather and stirring up trouble. We killed and ate several and chased off fags like Mike, Chutes and Cederq! We are always on duty!!!
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Yesterday we got flagged down by the cops and when I reported our body count - we were given a prize!
I think it’s some kind of frisbee thing? When we got home the baby confiscated it. He and the Niglet play tug of war with it and I couldn’t be happier. Hannah shares her toys and food with the new puppy and the only way she’ll hurt him is if she accidentally steps on him or falls on him. For his part, The Rat is incredibly quick. He’s gonna need to be.
All that tropical weather has turned our corner of the world into an ice rink at night, and a filthy slurpee during the day.
That’s the approach to Dawg Island.
Nope. Not happening. Not today. That is all glaze ice down there. Y’know… I love the warm weather. But this fricken ice is NOT fun. I would not want to be a cop having to walk around on this crap.
Damn, you have village hemorrhoids in the wild north too !
ReplyDeleteYaktrax. Easy and they work. Walked 2 Belgian Shepherds on surfaces like that when we lived in Ohio with Yaktrax. Now if your dog pulls like it's the Iditarod that's another issue.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Filthie. Looking at this picture you'd think that nobody in Florida ever told you to come visit (*cough* *cough*). Yeah, I know that the carbon tax up there on jet fuel makes the escape tickets prohibitive, but sheesh - come on down, stay with us, and we'll go shoot some .303 and .30-06.
ReplyDeleteFrom God's Own Rifles.
The air smells of freedom here, and I'm ready to host you and the Missus anytime.
I’m 1,500 miles north of filthy. I know what good air is.
DeleteI have family in Florida and your air is like sucking cheese cake through a slurpy straw. Plus you can’t have a negative opinion about the Hebs and not end up in court. Freedom is here. We just got through the entire month of December and it was never above 50 below and at times pushing -70.
I’m glad it is that way. Keeps all you riff raff out of here.
Take him up on it Glen. As long as you can take the niglet.
DeleteHEY! You didn't run ME off...I just remembered my Mom was calling me...and I'm no fag, twice a year don't make ya queer! Asshole, besmirching my stirling character. hrumfff snort grumble...
ReplyDeleteEnforcement, huh. Your dogs take a shit on a neighbor he didn’t like?
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