🎼 They’yre Looking For Monkeys In The Zoo… 🎶

 …and if I had a face like you

I’d join the British Army! 🎵 

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!!!

I love it. The modern British Army will fit inside a soccer stadium. And now that all the men are dead in the Kraine, or captured or deserted… more bodies need to be found to throw at the Russians! 😂👍

Can’t wait to see how they finance this. The have vibrance and diversity… which leaves almost no money for legit health and welfare programs for the heritage Limeys and Kippers! Or for a military. 

Nothing’s official, the only thing I can come up with that might justify lunacy like this on some level - is that the politicos, elites and leaders think a war might divert public attention away from their own incompetence, corruption and stupidity…? 

Good luck with that, fellas.