Skinnies

 

Is it my imagination or are skinny women coming 

back into vogue?

I’m seeing a lot of the fellas perving out over young ladies that (to my eye) - are all skin and bone. I suppose it was a natural reaction to the lizard people’s infatuation with big, fat, angry land whales. At some point ya just gotta laugh, turn them off, walk away and go be you, I guess? 

When I was a kid the big problem was anorexia and bolemia. Our girls were so obsessed with the super models and slim skinnies in their fashion mags that they’d literally stop eating and literally starve to death. I never understood it myself. Ya don’t seem to hear much about it these days.

The narrative of the bad old days was that us eeeeeevil men prized and adored pretty, fit women … and the poor fatties were driven insane with jealousy and that in turn triggered the anorexia nervosa mental illness. Us stupid men were literally killing innocent women with our impossible body standards!!! I was befuddled; I actually preferred that girls had a little meat and muscle mass. I like girls to have boobs and bums. But saying  that insulted women too, somehow…? In any event the chubsters and belugas enchanted the lizard people and then they started showing up in Kelvin Klein ads and in the bikini editions of sports illustrated.

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Then I got old, and started thinking with the big head. The best woman for me was the one I had. And the crazies, screamers and the stupids needed to go away. Permanently. They were fuggin nuts and drove their men off the deep end too.

As for me and my personal problems with appearance… I porked out over the Christmas holidays and now… I’m gotta hit the diet and exercise hard for the new year and I might as well  get a head start. Maybe it’s time for women to shut up and understand that they are in charge of their appearance. I dunno why that’s so hard for them…