Sunday, December 28, 2025

Fighter Plane Food Fight

Oh boy. 

You ignernt Trumpanzee Americans have REALLY done it now!!! Canada is in a major SNIT!!! Not that you guys would notice or care, HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! 😂👍

Apparently all of us are so damned mad - we’ve had to walk away from trade and tariff talks! You asshole Yanks are really gonna feel awful as we cut our own noses off to spite your face - if you’ll permit me to mangle that metaphor… 

Ughhhh… every geriatric greasy boomer hippie in Canada are running their mouths off about how great it is to flip off the Bad Orange Man. Alberta needs to separate and apply for US statehood. Maybe all those old fuckers will move out and go live in Hongcouver or Tranna… 

But … they actually bring up a legitimate bone of contention vis a vis the procurement of Canada’s next generation fighter planes. The hippies want to scrap the procurement of F35s and instead get the “superior” Swedish Gripen fighter plane. I know, right? Suddenly this ratty community of queers, environmentalists, socialists and pacifists are air superiority experts! HAR HAR HAR!



Ewww. A canard fighter? 
The mass media claims that this bird can handle harsher
Canadian climates, carry a more diverse weapon payload,
and is faster and cheaper to own and operate than the F35

That’s what all the propaganda says right now so I’d take that with three grains of salt. The hell of it though, is that the F35 is something of a lemon and a stinker too… every couple of months we see scenes like this: 



Every couple of months there’s an F35 crash and 100 million dollars goes up in smoke. Twice that (at least) if the pilot is lost too. 

I’d like to see us go to F-22s but at 150 million - even with its legendary survivability… Canada can’t afford it. In all honesty, our ruling liberals spend so much money on pork, welfare and corruption that we can’t afford a real Air Force. The RCAF has been a bad joke for at least 40 years. That’s why Uncle Sam doesn’t care whether we buy F35s or not. In all honesty, we’d probably be better off with new modernized F16s… but whadda I know? 

The only thing I know for sure is that the military will get the shaft, a bunch of shit heel liberals will get envelopes under the table stuffed with cash, and the whole thing will be a fiasco. It always is with these guys. 

Maybe Elon Musk will come up with some electric fighter planes we can buy…ðŸĪŠ


8 comments:

  1. In Australia, when our F-111's were retired, our lefties wanted MiG 35's, Su-27's & Su-30's instead of F-35's long before the Cheeto-man. I think the Malays, Indonesians and dot-not-feather Indians ran them so they were naturally better. Or something.
    Tell you what, the F-35's are noisy buggers compared to our F-18's.

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  2. My question is… what is the best fighter plane these days… and why? Missile and electronic countermeasures are now the order of the day. An F16 can carry anything the Gripen can. The age of air gun fighters is over… hell’s bells… drones can carry missiles now too. Cruise missiles do away with the need for aircraft altogether.

    The world has changed.

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    1. The best fighters already exist, there's at least a dozen. Build upgraded new ones. Make them inexpensive but robust in useful numbers. Same for choppahs. Fuck the Osprey, F-35 and all high maintenance/cost crap.
      Of course, none of that matters if we don't get rid of the commies, criminals, criminal aliens, welfare leeches, private and Gov parasites.

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  3. It's pretty obvious the Russian tech is superior to whatever the corrupt bloated and stagnant USA military industrial complex can ever hope to produce. Equally obvious that Russian gear can handle canuck winters. Donno if they would want to deal with bankrupt woke commies like us. Also. Just approximately how would joining the JooSA be an improvement over Kanaduh?

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  4. Why does the Canadian AF need Gen-5 planes like the F-35 or Swedish Grippen when they'll only be used to Napalm Canadians who refuse to give up their guns? Heck, a few old A-1 Sandy's will do nicely.

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  5. Electric? Nah, Filthie, stick with tried and true technology--steam-powered aereoplanes!
    --Tennessee Budd

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  6. Well, if you want to go full TDS retard, look at Russian planes. Like said above, they have more bang for the buck. So does the F-16. The f-35 is an overcomplicated lemon. Like those cars with touch screens and subscriptions.

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    1. Well that’s another problem, isn’t it? Our liberals hate Russia too! And like you Yanks… the Russians probably aren’t even aware of it or would care if they were! They certainly won’t sell armaments to us.
      Canada has no credibility on the international stage anymore. I’d be shocked if the RCAF could even equip, train, and maintain one complete squadron in any state of operational readiness.

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