Wouldn’t mind the E-Z Bake Oven today though - so that me and the other retarded stubfarts could make cookies one at a time…
😂👍
I was a li’l retard rug rat during the Apollo moon missions. My hero was Major Matt Mason.
I think he was the inspiration for
Buzz Lightyear…
I’ve only been to the moon once - that time WL Emery and I got abducted by space aliens. 😂👍
I wonder what you buy for the little ones for Christmas these days?


TinkerToy was an old fav of mine.
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This year the kids got the following from oldest to youngest
ReplyDelete1) record , hobby supplies
2) a book she wanted and sone work geat
3) new sleeping bag and a camp stove, ammo
4) book and ahis own tool kit
Exile1981
He was pretty obscure compared to Gi Joe and such…I had him with his little space sled…..
ReplyDeleteI had Major Matt Mason when I was about six years old. I had the sled and the crawler with the winch.
ReplyDeleteThe astronaut I owned was Billy Blast Off. Very similar to the pictured but more kid faced as I recall. Rolling spaceshiip that rolled on floor. Space was really Big in my childhood years, Apollo missions were avidly watched.
ReplyDeleteG.I. Joe - damn, didn't they have a lot of great firearms and accessoreis. M1 Garands - M1 Carbines - Lugers - S&W Revolvers - Grease Gun - 1911s. Man - maybe that was where firearms became a want.
Etch-a-sketch, slip-n-slide, lite-brite, I had the 6 million dollar man ACTION FIGURE with the bionic grip and telescope eye, not GI Joe. Also the hot wheels and nerf ball (actual quite a few nerf balls). Had the electric football game where the metal field vibrated and the players were on little plastic squares and moved forward randomly. Also had a wheel-on-a-stick and a pet frog on a string. Homemade rubberband guns made from scrap wood and clothes pins. Oh, and wrist rocket nigger shooters. Lotsa fun. Slot car race track. Man. We had it made back then. Even with no video games.
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