Checking In On The Dawg Patrol

 

Fergie is growing like a bad weed. Soon he will

be ready to come to his new home

and assume his duties and be put to work.

The li’l bugger looks like a dawg now, and not a Guinea pig. He’s noisy and starting to get mobile. Already he looks terrifying and will strike fear into the hearts of senior delinquents everywhere. There is a new K9 crime fighter on the rise… and they will not commit their acts of villainy with impunity!!!

Up your ass, Superman! You are being replaced by younger and better looking talent!

I might add on an unrelated but tangential note - we heard of the tragic passing of Cederq’s lord and master - Guido. We here at Costello Di La Filthie extend our deepest condolences to the family and will lower the flags to half mast.