Stubfart Humpday Lecture: Crazy Eyes

 

The tell is not necessarily in the hands.

It’s in the eyes.

Isn’t it hilarious? In half of those their faces are lit by the fires of lunacy that burns deep inside their craniums. You can literally hear the bats fluttering in the belfry, so to speak, and you can see it in their eyes. When you see that wide eyed soulless stare… you just know that something stupid this way comes.

😂👍

I can’t really think of any men that have crazy eyes. Some gifted men can do an excellent (but obvious) parody of it.

Eg. Doctor Emmett Brown

Chancellor Gowron, IIRC…?

Hmpffffff. 

That one might be legit, actually… 🤨

But I digress. I wonder why that is? The only theory I can come up with is that God, Darwin and Murphy are much less tolerant of stupidity and lunacy in men than in women. For us guys it pays to avoid obvious displays of stupidity and lunacy as much as possible - lest we be preemptively culled from the gene pool. We have evolved and learned to smuggle our stupidity around with us. 

For men, it seems to be that our stupidity and lunacy often manifests as action, but that carries immediate consequences that often mean Darwinian casualties and fatalities. We have evolved problem solving metrics that are now part of our DNA. After staring around stupidly at each other and wondering how the mistake happened… we begin to ask the pertinent questions: Can we hide the evidence of our lack of judgement? Can we blame someone else for it?

In the extremely rare cases where our algorithms can’t dispense with the problems we caused… we are sometimes capable of rudimentary critical thought and we’ll actually learn from our mistakes. My experience is that low liberal women generally respond to their own stupidity with cognitive dissonance and will refuse to acknowledge both the problem and their part in creating it. 

Curiously, we have entered an age of strong, empowered liberal wahmen that don’t need men, whom have actively sheltered and protected women from the consequences of their actions… and now women are starting to find incredibly dumb ways to die too. 

I wonder if they will develop the algorithms us fellas have…? So far though… it ain’t looking good for ‘em.

The future is feminine!

Have a great Humpday - and thanks fer dropping in.

Filthie