Xirl Science: The Female Gooner

 It’s long, but rather interesting to those of us that study women and the ways they move and think. Something ya listen to while walking the dawg, or working under the truck or doing chores. 

 

Hmpffffffff!!! 🤨 what would the late Z Man have made of this?

I have no fricken clue about what I just watched. Monster smut….? “Literature devoured by single, generally homely and unattractive women with sexual hang ups and malfunctions…? Is it a cause? Or a symptom? Delving this deep into the modern depraved female psyche … is perhaps left to experts and not retarded elderly stubfarts. I feel creeped out after that, somehow. Definitely a TMI thing. 

Ewwww….

Call me superstitious - I don’t care. I believe that evil walks the earth, the devil is real, and that when he attacks us… he comes at us through the women and children first. For Shoe it was a just a joke but I think abolishing the 19th Amendment is seriously only the first step in dispensing with the purely satanic behaviour of the modern suicidal North American woman. What else could explain their folly of rejecting family - and replacing it with rage, envy and hatred of their men? And monster smut? Is this just young women being harmlessly goofy and silly? Or an expression of something much darker? 

One of the late Z Man’s running gags used to be the study of Xirl Science where stupid and lunatic pink haired lesbians, obese negresses with bad haircuts and other Karens would put on their smart girl clown glasses - and try to spin their sexual and psychological hang ups as expressions of virtue and intellect. The Z Man would reduce us to helpless laughter as he studied university level serious papers on subjects like fart rape, intersectionality, and the ways in which evil white men were the work of the devil as they suppressed innocent and fragile women and sexual/racial degenerates. Ol’ Z always introduced these topics with a toon appropriate to the modern enlightened female academic too.

I still laugh like a loon when I hear this toon.

Every time I see a blue haired, lard assed land whale with a ring through her

nose… this song seems to play in my head.

I’ve since concluded that such women move according to influences and forces not understood or explained by modern science, and that a healthy contemptuous distance from such women is crucial to maintaining sanity and reasonable blood pressures. 

But… you do you.