Vooting Made Easy: Make The Morons Useful

 

We just got through our local municipal elections and installed a fresh set of finger puppets and grifters into official office. I didn’t bother vooting harder because I didn’t really know who’s who. That, and they can say anything they want and get elected and renege on it later. And I only go out to voot if I’m mad about something. I never used to be like that, but old age and skepticism have just destroyed me. Americans at least have the self awareness for where they are in the soapbox/ballot box/cartridge box cycle. Here in Canada the fucken ballot box works just fine - the shitlib fucktards always voot for the biggest, most retarded candidate on the list and ignore and demonize anyone that dares to show any integrity or common sense. I’m beyond getting mad about it; nothing is going to change until things get so bad that the knives, torches and pitchforks come out - and Clown World finally goes up in flames.

But the wife is made of better stuff. Her pet peeve is the school board. Like everyone else, ours is an infested diversity freak show with the green hairs, pedophiles and other DEI’s and sexual perverts that we have been forced to accept and tolerate. The problem is not all of them are obvious; many are capable of combing their hair, dressing normally and doing personal hygiene. They look normal… but they carry the woke mind virus. The wife wanted to voat for grounded, based candidates - preferably the trad Christian types that we have fallen in with. But again… how do ya know who’s who?

Reddit morons to the rescue!!! 😆👍

I personally don’t bother with Reddit. It’s a platform that has largely degenerated into an enclave for shrieking angry women, crotch perverts, and the usual clowns, freaks and UFOs. 

A comparative illustration of the usual denizens of Reddit:

the herbivorous varmints, ruminants and lower order mutants…

Soooo… the old lady goes on Reddit … finds a poost written by a local pink haired screeching land whale of the woke variety… and finds a helpful list. The freak had identified all the candidates that openly defied and advocated against the gay/woke agenda and goals and urged her herd not to voot for them. The wife scanned the poost and put it on her cell and vooted for all of them! Knowing her she probably passed it to all her friends too! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Y’know I periodically run afoul of Filthie’s Law: never let a tool do your thinkin’ for ya!  I used to think it was the only law of life that had NO exceptions. Welp… the wife sure popped my balloon on that one! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Who knows? Will it help? All I can do is strop my bayonet and hope for the best.