Last night I had a horrible dream. I was married to an oriental woman. And not one of the nice ones like the Japanese or Koreans… but the mean ones from like Viet Nam or Cambodia! I was in chit and getting hen pecked all the time!!! I had this home made freighter bicycle that carried more cargo than the Dawgmobile. My shotgun was a ridiculous 4 barrel hinged design. It turns out Chutes was right! The cooters on their females all go sideways. My rifle was a beat up AK that couldn’t hit the outhouse at 50 yards.
I woke up late and perhaps the sleeping in messed with my mind. Or maybe it was too much Japanese cartoons and tentacle porn? When I woke up I was relieved and thankful I was white again. But… I think my mind is finally packing it in…
Oh well. I should be okay by the time I get to the rifle range. We’ll make this Friday a mental health day!
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