Thursday, October 16, 2025

Area 52

 



Hmpfffff.

Y’know… the way I pack up these days… I’d bet my bung has shrunk.
I got hair everywhere except on my scalp. My ears and nose are matted with fur. 
Dear gawd - what’s urinary clumping??? 

All the stubfarts are getting suspicious ailments and illnesses.
Pete F tells us that no matter how hard he wipes, his arsehole never comes clean.
Cederq had to get a glass eye because he tried to hard with a minor popcorn fart
and blew one of his eyeballs out.
The late Z Man dropped stone cold dead for no reason whatsoever!

Are we…failed biological experiMINTS? 


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