But to quote Hillary Clinton… what difference does it make? Women’s intuition is real, fellas. You can have the NHS, CSIS, or MI5 covering your tracks for you but when women begin to suspect… ya may as well go kill yourself in a dignified fashion - or face a humiliating justifiable homo-cide at the hands of your vengeful old lady.
It is my scholarly opinion that cell phones are a woman’s best friend. It therefore behooves us fellas to use them with extreme caution and suspicion. These things are not tools - they’re weapons.
Most times when a woman thinks her man is cheating it's projection. From her cheating. K.mi.
ReplyDeleteI have a flip, and I delete all text and calls after every use. You want that info...get an warrant! When I engage in any activity that the .gov deems suspish it's off and in a faraday bag, or I remove the batt.
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