Hrmpppffppffppp.
I can see a fag like Aesop or Cederq going for something like that maybe…
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All the cool kids want to be snipers I suppose. For a split second I considered it for the Ruger No.1 single shot. But hells bells. Velcro belongs on shoes for old geezers like The Village Hemorrhoid or Borepatch. And maybe crap like this belongs on their rifles too.
I suppose I shouldn’t be such a miserable chit so early in the morn but I haven’t had my morning coffee yet, and I’m still mad about all the rude jokes the tards are making about Crocs - my preferred casual footwear.
And - let me just say this about that:
Here ya go: Uncle Ted - the COOLEST. STUBFART. EVER…
in an interview with Sammy Hagar…
Why, what are those on his feet? Chutes? Pete?
Anyone???
They’re CROCS, you wretched wretches, you miserable miscreants!!!
Bungholes!
Bungholes all!!!
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Maybe it’s best to just ignore me until I get some coffee down?
Nobody gets hurt that way…
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Sorry to hear the crap being thrown on the Croc footwear. I don't wear them myself but everybody chooses their foot wear and screw the people hating on anything wore by others. Nunya bidness - move on !!
ReplyDeleteI used to wear Teva sandals every where outside the office. Horrified my wife who claimed my feet were the ugliest on planet and required covers or risk others going into hyper gagging mode. Their problem, not mine said I and my feet wore the strapped patterns of sandles worn in sun familiar to all.
But diabetes came into the picture and I was told my feet needed extra protection or risk getting them 'pruned' later in Life. So bye bye Tevas - you were fun while it lasted.
Mr. Fitlthie, I am 55 and have never put crocs on! Been wearing my tevas for 25 years, 2 of my sons have been wearing them for years but I just didn’t care to try em out. My youngest has been living back at home with us while we’re remodeling his house and he had his crocs by the door, one day I had to run outside so I just slid my feet’s in there and took off! Did it again later for a bit longer, and this just keeps happening! I reckon I need to get some for myself now, I really like them goofy bastards. Does that qualify me to be a stubfart ha ha!
ReplyDeleteTodd
A single shot is right the first time, no need for heavy barrel to soak up heat from repeated firing. I'm old enough I want the lightest reasonably accurate rifle and scope and call it a day. The m70 ultralite m70 is still not light enough, but the first two shots are tack drivers, good enough I'm not chasing the rainbow any longer. Kent the great grandson of Holodomor survivors.
ReplyDeleteFor expediency and stealth I place the extra rounds in my nostrils! Crocs save lives.
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Don't ever put Aesop and me in a single sentence ever again, I will haunt your life with anti-croc and eggplant memes until you decide to apologize on yours and my blog!
ReplyDeleteAs Sgt. Hulka (WARREN OATS) said in the movie Stripes, “Lighten Up Francis.”
DeleteShould you decide to get rid of the (ahem) crocs, I'm sure there's some gay/tranny charity somewhere you could donate them to.
ReplyDeleteMaybe send them to Aesop? Probably tickle his ass!