The Filthie Critic: 1923

 Well I finally got around to watching ‘1923’ starring all ya favourite Hollywood chuckleheads.

Makes me want to dress up and run around in khakis,

knee boots and putties and openly pack my

guns in fancy custom leather…

Sadly I live in an age where the crocs fit…

so I wear them.

😞

The props, the gun leather, the scenery were all first rate. I laughed like hell at the African scenes. They shoulda fired that hack that played The Great White Hunter and cast WL Emery in the role instead! The usual cast of man-eating lions, leopards, and hyenas were there - even the killer elephants were in it. Watching a CGI Retumbo trash a vintage Packard was a treat. Our Hero finished them all off with a beautiful classic double rifle with one clean shot! (WL would have killed them all at once with one dirty look, HAR HAR HAR!!!)

😂👍

What the hell… it was fun. On the downside… was the usual anti-white tropes. In Africa Whitey treated all the darkies horribly because of course he did. One of the side story plots involves the Catholic residential schools for Indian girls near Bozeman Montana. The nuns were abusive lesbians and pedophiles who loved torturing and raping the innocent defenceless native girls, and the Roman Catholic principal was a sadist who enjoyed torturing and raping the girls and the nuns - because of course they did!

…goes for blacks, natives, and other vibrants for that matter…

But in spite of the usual woke messaging the yarn still entertains. I’m almost through the first season and I think I’ll finish watching it. I was shocked in that it was produced by the MTV yo-yo’s. 

The experience leaves me wanting to go to Africa and play with double rifles. Maybe in one of the smaller calibres? Wonder if I can borrow one of WL’s Rigby rifles in .577 Kynoch, or .505 Gibbs…? 

Errrrrrmmmm… BAH! If I were to go to Africa I’d do just fine with a No.1 in .375 magnum. And if I missed, I’d just dispatch my dangerous game with a knife…or my bare hands! 

Because of course I would. 🤡