On Hunting The Most Dangerous Game: Man

Hrrrrrrrrmmmm. It’s much the same for humans. A runny green shit is a sign of a whisky drunk. A football sized stool indicates Albertans or Texans. Long, tubular pipe-shaped turds that encircle large diameter trees are left usually by Marines that are feeding on MRE’s. Pooh that hangs from the upper boughs of the trees usually indicates the presence of rural black gang bangers. Women will often leave TP to wipe themselves while males will use their hands, leaves and rabbits.

The best weapon for hunting such quarry is the one between your ears - provided it’s loaded…