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 Welp… looks like the good guys won again! Turns out the perp was white, heterosexual, with normal parents. Pop’s in law enforcement, Mom’s a social worker. Junior was just a random kid who picked up a gun and turned evil because of it. And happily - li’l Ben Shapiro will now be carrying the football for Charlie - without those icky antisemitic undertones that were starting to crop up in his work. Good job, everyone! 

The FBI has been cleansed of incompetence, corruption and deceit. The media a maintained admirable dispassionate objectivity, and now…? All ya gotta do is ban guns to make America great and safe again.