Saturday, September 6, 2025

Allow Me To Present My Credentials



I’m currently on maneuvers prepping for The Great Enshittification that’s about to grip the world. I’m working up loads for the .243 and the Tupperware rifle. The training regimen is sheer brutality: campcraft, eatin and cookin’ and boreal Dawg Patrol. Poosting may be sporadic depending on the whims of the wifi gods. 

I must say though… the cooler temps make for much more enjoyable camping.

Don’t say anything rotten about me in the comments. 




11 comments:

  1. Can I say say something rotten about your camper?

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    1. Well…okay? But just one word outta your mealy mouth about my Crocs….πŸ˜‚

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  2. How do you like that camper? Does it have room to stash sh#tter/shower?

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    1. No chitter, but it has an outdoor shower gizmo. AC/furnace, hot water, stove and microwave. We were mostly tent campers so this is a big step up for us πŸ˜‚

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    2. I'll just let the old lady sit on a pot in the shower

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  3. LOL Glen! Your camper looks a wee bit like the Pepe Frog meme.
    Have a blast with your time in the woods.

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  4. That looks like a great spot. Could I ask what camper make and model? Looks perfect for my needs. Thanks and keep up the good work. You make me laugh a lot on this site.

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    1. If you wanna laugh, wait til you see his footwear. The machine that made it had to be lubed with thalidomide.

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    2. It’s a Rockwood A frame… I dunno if they even make them anymore. We love ours… but we are not serious RV people that go out for weeks and months at a time…

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  5. I had one similar to yours, ages ago. A "friendly associate" bought it from me to smuggle pot up and down the West Coast. Made a shit ton of money, because, apparently, it's a Royal Pain in the Ass to search. He later gave me an "appreciation, bonus payment" for making his life so much easier. I didn't know why he initially bought it, but I didn't turn down the money. HEY, it was Southern California!
    We were Rebels and "Tolerant" of SOME illegal activities. Once people realise how eff'd up laws and law making is (like how The War on Drugs is only against SOME drugs, non Pharma drugs), they become stealth law ignorers and breakers.
    Kind of like you, about "SOME" eff'd up laws.
    Government law that doesn't agree with Natural Law, should be null and void at the time of Signing. It's not, because laws are for your control, not your safety.
    Where did this soap box come from?!

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