Saturday, August 23, 2025

You WILL Wear The Crocs! Here’s Why…

 


Why?

🤬BFYTW!!!🤬


I am a visionary. I’m a trend setter, a role model and I’ll be a key power player once the Croc Regime is permanently established! 

The guys that run the company love me. As they damned well should! We haven’t seen any ridiculous trannies prancing around trying to market Crocs, or vibrant land whale PR people scolding me for being too toxically white, no sanctimonious dried up menopausal Girlbosses urinating in my face with their idiot Wokeness. Up your ass, Nike!!! 

The world is ours! And none of you bungholes even know it!!! 😆👍 HAR HAR HAR!!!

The world belongs to me - and don’t you forget it!

3 comments:

  1. Crocs, first featured in the movie “Idiocracy”, as sort of an inside joke. You’re a trend-setter!
    And remember, plants like electrolytes.

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  2. So, you represent the small "niche" I don't think so... I wondered if you fart in a Croc, does the odor linger or the holes dissipate the offal smell?

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    1. Maybe crocs will make rubber drawers so that each butt blast sounds like a teapot.

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