The Grand Inquisitor Wants A Word With You…

I totally reject the modern revisionist histories that have set up around historical events. The story I have is that a bunch of hateful old white stubfarts started burning women at the stake for being stronk and independent, they mass murdered and a burned jews for fun and out of spite, and that medieval Christianity was a great big pant load with no redeeming aspects whatsoever.

I read an excellent essay recently where the author speculated that the women that got burned at the stake were the same lunatics burning down western civilization today. The harpies that abuse their men and children, the gossipers rumour starters, the adulterers and other home and community  wreckers. The JQ is on everyone’s mind these days and it’s getting harder and harder to stay on the fence about it. The church was defending its authority and its people from those that would destroy it - and the order it imposed that everyone benefitted from. It’s no different than any gov’t today. They either fight off challengers to the status quo, or they fall.

If I were a Holy Inquisitor though you can bet I’d abuse my power and authority! I’d put Cederq on the rack and stretch him for all the rotten things he says about me. I’d put ALL the tards in a filthy dungeon and torture them with cool machines like the thumbscrews and red hot pokers…but I’d also use some modern innovations like the shop vise, the drill press and bandsaw.

We REALLY need to Make Torture Great Again….