The infamous and furtive International Agent Provocateur - known only by his Interpol code name, “The Mechanic” … comes to us with this enclosed suggested act of domestic terrorism and rebellion!
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIST Amighty!!! Somebody light a fuggin match!!! 😂👍
Who’da thunk The Mechanic - in addition to his other extensive deadly skills in “wet work”… was an actual literal shit-poaster!?!? Given the methane involved, I can see this as an excellent tactic to use against The Blob when the Spicey Times are upon us and it’s time for me to become ungovernable and go Pineland against it’s eeeeeeeevil minions.
The Agents Of Evil (like JL) can hide behind their guns, badges, billy clubs, and tazers… but can their wives? This works on so many levels - an anonymous gift sent to his wife - and she’ll get one whiff of that and murder him for us, thinking he was the perp! It’s potpourri-perfect! Sorry about yer luck JL - but it’s an entirely justifiable homo-cide! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
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The great spirit of Uncle Ted smiles upon us.
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