What? I can hear fuggin Pete right over the innernet!!! “Jeez, Filthie…ya’s 65 years old with terminal ED. Ya got a fleshlight. What’s the point of playing with it at your age???”
So what ya do with a fleshlight, see… is ya remove the liner (wash it first!!!🤢). Then ya carefully fit it over the exhaust pipe on your buddy’s truck.
HARD HAR HAR HAR!!!
😂👍
I dunno about women’s sportzball. I think they’re all on the rag about the wage gap between male and female professional sport…? Or was the women’s soccer team bitching about that…? Bah! I ain’t listening to it! Back in the day of land lines and rotary diallers we’d make a show of giving them a quarter, and then saying, “Here’s 25 cents, Chickie! Go call someone who cares…”
I hope those gals actually USE the dildos … might settle’em down a bit if they went out and actually got laid.
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