Hear that? I’m not a Croc wearing angry old stubfart! I’m a prize!!! Up your ass Cederq! HAR HAR HAR!!!
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As anyone who’s seen (or smelled) me can attest… I am no prize. And yet, here I am, happily married while men far better than me struggle with insane harpies and harridans. I am still amazed at how that turned out.
But then again we can’t seem to agree these days on what constitutes a prize.
i found my girl at a church, a country girl who loved her mom and daddy. we have been married for 40 yrs now. i have been a very lucky man, she does everything for me. we are a team.
ReplyDeleteY’know… when I hear some aorta-head weeping, “where have all the good men gone?” I think I’d tell them, “Theyre married to good women!”
Deletefirst marriage...absolute mess...eight years wasted except for two kids. Second wife 14 years common law...another kid then officially married...33 years together and counting
ReplyDeleteMen age like whiskey, women age like milk.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think you're a prize, a booby prize but a prize none the less...harharhar!
ReplyDeleteKelly McGillis wound up being a nasty, fat, ugly Lesbo and live in Western NC. She and Rosie O'Donnell would make a great pair.
ReplyDeleteWe're in the same club, the "Better lucky than good", club. Congratulations, you luckyfugginbastid!
ReplyDeleteA consolation prize, maybe. Face it, you got blessed with a wonderful wife, and while that's not your only virtue I'd say it's your best.
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