Saturday Ramble: The Filthie Pit Fighters

Whadda friggin morning! Road rage, fury and BLOOD!!! 🤬

My Forest Deployment Module (RV camper to you civilian types)  - developed an infuriating leak around the rear window. I thought I had it beat when I applied the wrong sealant around the window but…no dice. I spoke with Flapz who tends to be an expert on RV maintenance - but he let me down, I think. I applied a silicone RV sealant the second time… and still the leak persisted! Now I’m mad enough to spit fuggin nails!!! I got some very minor water damage inside! The paper thin layer of the bed platform delaminated and shouldn’t be too much of a problem…and the mattress got soaked as well. I threw a Donald Duck hissy fit and declared a moslem fartwha on the problem. I went on OyTube and consulted with a Stubfart Expert on these exact trailers and he recommended Eternabond weather tape to seal up the window.

Lookit that %@#&* MESS!!! FFS!!!

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The problem is I weigh more than the USS Ronald Reagan and I didn’t feel comfortable going out on the trailer roof so - I made the wife do it!!!

I had everything necessary for the job: tools, tape, knife, the works!

I even had a responsible adult to do the work so that I wouldn’t end

up bonding any of my orifices or eyes closed.

What could PISSIBLY go wrong?

See that fucken roll of weather stripping tape? Welp… the wife accidentally knocked it on its side…and that stupid sonofawhore welded itself to the friggin roof of the trailer. I lost my shit trying to pry it off! I cut the shit out of myself trying to pry it off with the steel straight edge which really spun me up… so I got Hanna’s poop shovel and pried it up with that! I only took a little chunk of meat off one of my fingers… but it was one of those small wounds that make ya bleed like s stuck pig! But…lesson learned. I took a break and managed to control myself before I stroked out in RAGE!!!  If you ever have to work with this shite…keep it standing up like it is in the pic. That beshitted stuff sets up like cement if it goes over on its side! Gawd - I’m getting riled up again just thinking about it!!!

There’s blood on my shovel!

There’s blood on my trailer!

There’s blood on my shoe!

THERE’S BLOOD ON EVERYTHING!!!

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Fortunately that was the end of the clown show. I explained what I wanted to the girls…and by Godfrey.. they got ‘er done! 

The Niglet supervised everything and made sure

my detailed instructions were followed to the letter!

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The job got done and hopefully this solves the problem. Flapz says that it doesn’t matter how much ya pay for a trailer either… they’re built with the cheapest materials and labour that the manufacturer can get and intense maintenance is just a fact of life with older RVs. I can’t gripe, really. This thing just sits in the driveway, getting rained on and blasted with UV and snow…so of course the seals are gonna dry out. I hope this finally solves the problem. The patching looks better than I expected. 

The wife did the vent too.

We’ll find out tomorrow when it’s supposed to rain again…

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This bloody rain is another major piss-off for me too… it’s been so wet it hasn’t dried out enough for me to mow my damned lawn!  The grass is so long, the damned critters are moving in to graze and take shelter in it! I’m gonna need a bailer to get my next cut off!!!

I’da shot that little chit 

but the RCMP get pissy when I shoot inside the city limits

or on playgrounds…

But… before I take care of the lawn… maybe I better decompress a little bit? Blog visitor Exile has set up an illegal animal fighting operation out in his shop where he hosts the cock fights. We brought in the angriest roosters we could find - put them in the fighting pit… with the idea that we could cheer and gamble on the combatants as they are cruelly forced to fight and die for our amusement. 😊👍

Our first show was a bust. We had the birds ready to rip, spoiling for a fight…but when they were released they turned and went after Pete and Chutes and chased them away, trying to peck their little eyes out! We had to refund every last penny the retarded stubfarts and spectators had bet. But… Exile assures me that this time… we have motivated fighters that should provide plenty of bloodsport to slake all our thirsts for gratuitous gore and violence. Shall we drop in, dear visitor, and enjoy the spectacle? Care to make a sporting wager? No rubber cheques Cederq! I will place the vid below the fold - I know that women, children and pussies like JL and BCE get squeamish at the sight of blood! Place your bets, fellas!!!

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Let’s see what Exile has for us today! 

FIGHT!!!

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Hrmmpffff! What the hell is that, Exile??? I want my money back too, you shameless con man!!!😡We better bring in Rottweilers and pit bulls next time…?

I guess my day ain’t gonna get any better…sigh…😞

Well I hope your day is going better than mine. Have a great Saturday and thanks for dropping in!

Cheers!

Filthie