So the earlier today JL the cop rolls up on me in his squad car and tells me that he’s getting complaints from people that I’m carrying a concealed weapons again. The Mountie tells me to hand it over - and I tell him to come and take it - but he’d better be ready to do a DEEP cavity search! HAR HAR HAR! I started unbuckling my Relaxed Fit stretchy jeans and the next thing I know - he’s gobbling in fright and burning rubber to escape! HAR HAR HAR!!! Rumour has it he’s out on stress leave again with PTSD. Happy Canada to you too, Red Coat!
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I suppose carrying a weapon up your bung depends on how big your meat curtains are? If this lady can carry a Glock… why… I should be able to manage an AR15 carbine quite handily… and a guy like Tiny could probly carry a belt fed .50 cal BMG.
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If yer gonna carry this way - follow the lady’s example and use firearms with cerakote flat dark earth finishes. You’ll thank me later.
In actuality, if there ever was a call for a cavity search (thank Murphy in 22 years I've never had reason to need one done on a suspect), I wouldn't be doing it, some poor doctor would be doing the deed.
ReplyDeleteBesides, even if that wasn't the case, there's no way in Hades I'd ever do a cavity search on YOU without firsy putting on full MOPP gear and having a HAZMAT team on standby.
Welp... due to the unsolicited mental visual of that situation, I won't be getting much sleep tonight!
DeleteNice color! D
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