From our good friends at Fudd Manufacturing Ltd!
Y’know… I really gotta monetize this blog. These’d sell like hotcakes! Instead of using a lead pipe on your harpy… just go down to the bakery, buy some chocolate pastries and slip a few of these bad boys into ‘em… and 30 minutes later… you have blessed serenity!
Problem is I’d need something way stronger for the demonic menopausal she-hags like my Mom. Cyanide based maybe…? For me - not for her, HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
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I'll take a bottle! D
ReplyDeleteBefore I got my wifeypoo pie spayed, she REALLY needed it! Now she's not half the bitch she used to be.
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