Years ago The Powers That Be decided to make asswipe dispensers in public warshrooms operate on the same principle. But - they’d only give you 2 squares at a time. They put them in at work and there was nearly a mutiny caused by it. To make things worse they put in those tall crappers where ya gotta be 7 feet tall to comfortably use them. Us short guys had to carefully perch on them to do our business. The shift foreman was delighted and said now folks would spend more time working rather than taking long, leisurely dumps in the head. I dunno who’s worse - the guys that come up with these notions… or the ones that implement them…
They put those TP dispensers in at a Coast Guard Station I was billeted to. You couldn't get enough sheet for the ...sheet, and you couldn't open the door and "go manual" with the roll because it was locked. One day I just ripped the damned door open in frustration, pieces of the lock scattering from there to hellengone. Every Coast Guardsman's a hero, but I earned an extra feather in my cap for that one! No one squealed, no one fixed the door, and that became the "preferred stall" from then on...
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