I dunno what it is? Angry wives and girlfriends come sniffing around here looking for their retarded husbands and boyfriends - and I’m just peachy with ratting them out! 😂👍
Why, yes ma’am! Pete was by here the other day, with a cute little
Cimmerian gal on one arm, and a Thracian princess on the other! If he stops by again
I’ll tell him you’re looking for him…
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Whoooooo! She looks mad, eh? Hell hath no fury! Can’t wait till she catches up with Pete! He’s REALLY gonna get it!!! 😂👍
Those just gotta be fake tits, eh? I cannot see a woman burning off enough fat to sport a six pack…but retain enough for a big rack of boobs. Usually women like that look gristly and sinewy… but whadda I know? How and who Pete does his pushups with - is none a my business!
Just inform the lass the person she seeks is at the very bottom of the cliff behind her.
ReplyDeleteIf she takes the bait and bends over to look, carpe diem. She'll either push back to save her life, or because she is enjoying herself.
You may wish to belay yourself with a stout rope around your waist in case she decides taking you with her in a death plunge is better than you nutting in her and then shoving her off.
Watch her hands, unless your alias is Claude Bawles.
Later, touch up the dings, divots and burrs that the wench put on the sword point.
Stefan v.
I don't want any part of her. Nope, not none of her.
ReplyDeleteA girl I used to work with suffered a terrible personal tragedy and turned to physical exercise (gym rat) as a way to cope. She looked a lot like that but her tits were smaller. Naturally, this was a few years back, but the last time I saw her we were both a lot older and she'd kept her svelte shape.
A physique like that is not achieved without serious steroid abuse. As a certified grumpy old coot, all I can say is that liver failure is a helluva way to go. Greg
ReplyDeleteWorked with a Female body builder in my younger days. She showed me a nude picture and she was all muscle. Totally flat chested. She wanted me to go with her to see Lynch's version of Dune but she looked too much like a guy for me.
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