Quando omni flunkus, moritati
“When All Else Fails - Play Dead”
40 years ago the universe changed. The Patriarchy - confronted by endless shrill accusations, defiance and contempt from its womenfolk - checked out. Divorce rates soared. Women moved into the spaces they drove the men out of and took over. Accepting their fate - men loaded up their motorcycles and took off to see where that long open road went. Or they went out to the cottage at the lake and puttered about with chores, hobbies and chainsaws. Or they went to the bar in search of normal women. The epitaph of the late patriarchy was penned not by a famous feminist or a powerful world leader… but by Red Green.
Today the women are in charge and things are much better. Airplanes may land upside down, helicopters may crash into jet liners in midair - but we now have 267 gender identities. Each with their own pronouns and neopronouns. Many have their own flags too. Only docile, domesticated men are allowed to rule as figureheads. Justin Turdo blessed Canada with woke enlightenMINT. Joe Biden, led around by his wife - enriched America with millions of undocumented immigrants. Emmanuel Macron got slapped out by his geriatric wife and no doubt deserved it.
But still… men cause no end of problems for our new empowered women. For example:
I can’t get over the mass rape case in France. It disturbs me on so many fucking levels but one thing that has stuck with me is that he was with her for 30+ years before the rapes began. According to the victim (Gisèle Pelicot, who I consider to be one of the bravest people on earth for going public with the trial) she considered her and husband be an idyllic couple. She loved him. And she thought he loved her. For thirty fucking years she was with him through thick and thin and in their late 50s he started raping her. I never want to hear another woman shamed for “choosing wrong”. It can happen at any fucking time no matter how much you think he loves you. This is so fucking terrifying
Sigh. Fwance. Again. Ya know I distinctly remember the guys at the Gillette razor company reminding men not to be so awful and rapey in their ad campaigns. I guess nobody shaves anything in Fwance?
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I think that we as men seriously need to sit down and figure out how we can buckle down and get on the team! That, or get the hell off it!!!
As for me… the chores are done, the grass is cut, and I’m headed out in the camper for a quick overnighter.
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I’ll think long and hard about while I’m away.
Cheers!
Filthie
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