Figgerin’ It All Out: I Yam Aromatic

 Well there’s no telling what ya sexuality is now, is there? There’s a whole fake language coming into being in The Rainbow Tribe and it gets more confusing and retarded with each passing year! Thankfully our frens with questionable intellects and sexual proclivities have simplified and streamlined faggotry onto one simple flow sheeeeit:

Hmmmmmm. No butt blasters, colon cowboys or Cleveland steamers? Looks like fags like General Aesop have fallen through the cracks. Fact is I still can’t make any sense out of any of this. What about computer geeks like BP? He’s definitely NOT binary… I kinda figgered him as a hexadecimal type but who knows?

I think the best way to handle this lunacy was addressed by the first pedophile/pervert POTUS - “Blow Job Bill” Clinton! 

Don’t ask, don’t tell….