R Is The Retard

 Well I woke up dead with my skin on backwards yesterday. Got a horrible case of the whisky shits and spent the day in the camper and sprinting for the outhouse a 1/4 mile away. I haven’t tied one on like that in at least 7 years. I dunno if I will again. The rain was pouring, the booze tasted great, and we all just talked and talked. The women went to bed and us guys just kept going. 

Fuggin Flapz has a 35 foot tandem axle trailer with an outdoor bar on it. No kiddin’… there’s a hatch that flips up, and a compartment inside with an ice maker, a sink, lights, and shelves for bottles and ingredients. It has pop out compartments, automated awning, an on board shitter and shower… and he needs the big diesel 1 ton truck to pull it. As far as RVs go it’s by no means the most lavish… but it’s on the way getting there.

I thought I was spoiled with my little A frame camper. It’s got beds, the stove and sink and table. It’s enough. Fact is I am never buying another one. I got hacked right off watching this Korean kid on OyTube. He has an inflatable tent! It’s huge! He drags this thing out, hooks up a cheesy little air pump, and the big tent goes up in minutes. Then he throws down a rug, drags in a beautiful camp stove, kerosene heater, and a huge self inflating air bed, and a collapsible kitchen table with an integral stove - he’s probly set up in 20 minutes. Then he does gourmet cooking and watches vids all weekend. And he’s out in rain, snow and sleet. It’s just him and his dawg… but man, that kid knows how to live. If I could do it all again I’d go that same way. 

Aboot the only real beef I have with my little A frame is the bed. My wife and dawg are big fat hoggers and theres not enough room for us all. I’d kick Hanna out, but she gets hissy and sad if she has to sleep on the floor.

I suppose it’s all good as long as it gets you outside.