Dear gawd.
Y’know - the same thing happened to Cederq a couple years back. He wandered away from the tour group and got lost and disappeared. They put his pic on milk cartons but… nada. He was gone. In the wind, as they say. He eventually turned up at a soccer match. The local limeys and kippers turned him into a Manchester United yob, and he was running around with a bunch of stupid, violent chavs and yobs. He thought his name was Nigel.
We were going to deprogram his cult brain washing up here in Aaaadmontin but Exile had stolen my vice grips and never returned them. We mailed him to Texson and he was broken on high school football and fed exclusively TexMex food. It was truly heart breaking to hear him begging and pleading for toad in the hole, spotted dick and faggots and peas. But eventually he came around. Today he likes sportzpuck and cheers for the Hongcouver Canucks. He probably needed more work with the vice grips but…meh, close enough, right?
😊👍
I suppose I shouldn’t laugh and be a dink. There are horrible things happening in the UK and Europe. Sounds like they’re only getting worse too.
I thought something wasn't clicking right when I talked to him a while back. You're right, he hasn't fully recovered and further vice grip work should be contemplated.
ReplyDeleteCederq coulda ended up worse…they mighta made him a West Ham supporter. Can’t bear the thought of the poor guy havin to sing about bubbles.
ReplyDeleteEurope, New Improved! Self Dooming!! (got a theme going here.)
ReplyDeleteEvan got cornholed, spitroasted and teabagged, with a generous slathering of meringue for dessert....
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