Friday, May 30, 2025

GAH!

 Ughhhhhh….🤢




T’was my birthday yesterday. I goes to the pistol range and can reduce 3” rocks and dirt clods to rubble like clockwork… but can’t hit a 5” gong to save my life! That’s what happens when you don’t shoot for half a year! Went back to the campers afterwards and drank harf a bottle of bourbon and 4 Kilkennies. Woke up dead and don’t know where my pants are. Poosting will be light for a bit.

While I’m gone, Cederq and The Village Roid will be in charge. Today I will be a POS and unfit for regular duties. 

What!?!?

Same to you!!!
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM

    Happy Bday G! You deserve some light duties today!

    Chutes Magoo

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  2. bogsidebunnyMay 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM

    A Happy "day late" Birthday Mr. Filthie.

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  3. AnonymousMay 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM

    Are the drunken, pants less old guy carrying an empty liquor bottle that wandered through our well site yesterday? If i had known it was you i would have stopped the crew from yelling at you after you tried to run off with our box of stale donuts.

    Exile1981

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  4. WL EmeryMay 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM

    Well, happy birthday old timer! Try a bloody mary at breakfast time, followed by two large glasses of the good old H2O.

    And, by the bye, you do remember that we shove off for Africa in two days, right? I got us cabins on the tramp freighter Congo, registered in the US. San Francisco, I believe. We'll fetch Lomé, Togo inside thirty days, pick up supplies, bearers, and a dozen or so Askari, then it's overland to Teseny, Eritrea where our translator will meet us. Man swears up and down he can translate those hieroglyphs into something intelligible. You've still got the map, right?

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  5. AnonymousMay 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM

    Pants are not a problem as long as you recognize the underwear.
    Happy Birfday!!!

    Fitty

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  6. Karl SchmidtMay 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM

    Happy belated birthday and get your rest. Hopefully you won't wake up dead again, that can be fatal.

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  7. CederqMay 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM

    Gotta do what ya gotta do, pants or not... But, please, find the pants!

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  8. Tree MikeMay 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM

    This is no social crisis, this you having fun...gettin' burned by the sun, this is you! It's just another tricky day for you.

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  9. AnonymousMay 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM

    Happy Birthday Glen. Enjoy it! DG

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  10. AnonymousMay 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM

    Happy birthday! D

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  11. McChuckMay 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM

    Happy birthday, ya filthy animal!

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  12. AnonymousMay 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM

    Happy Birfday Filthie!

    Tom762

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