Filthie: Hey Cederq!
Cederq: Hi Filthie!
Filthie: Wanna sing a song?
Cederq: Sure!
Both sing and dance in unison:
🎼 Oh, the pedo is a person in yer neighborhood!
In yer neighborhood! 🎶
🎵 In yer neigh-bor-hood
🎵 He lures children off the streets
With his candy and his treats each day! 🎶
Filthie: Oh the pedo is a person in ya gubbimint! 🎵
Cederq: In our gubbimint? 🎶
Filthie: In our gubb-i-mint! 🎵
…
So… that’s it. That’s all I got so far. But! I’m working on it! Once I have a few episodes in the can I’ll pitch it to the CBC and hopefully we can all cash in when the grants and contributions come pouring in from the CIA, the Mossad, MI6, and Metamucil Corp. I’ll need a few MOAR diverse characters for the cast though… an angry alcoholic cop, maybe a mechanic with barked knuckles and Tourette’s Syndrome… some kadiddle hopping rural pepper types… I’m still working on the details.
Educational television programming for retarded stubfarts is a sure thing, fellas. It can’t miss! We’re gonna be rich and no bones about it.
😊👍
2% of the population? Is that the LGBBQ people, or the (((tribal))) people? Or both? Some overlap? I'm confused - I want to heavily discriminate, just not sure who yet.
ReplyDeleteFilthie, a true leader for Truth, Just us and the AMERICAN WAY!!!
ReplyDeleteuuhm, yeah...probably.
So, if this concept of yours takes off, does that mean I have to move to Canada to star in it?
ReplyDeleteWe don't have to hold hands or dance cheek to cheek do we? I lead anyway!
DeleteI think you've finally stripped a synchronizer and can't get it out of overdrive. However, just on the off hand chance that you're on something, I'll join you. I can do a close to the end of her shift angry alcoholic cop with PMS and a husband with a gambling problem, or an out of work trailer trash high school dropout teenager who is dealing pot to make his car payment - and he's the responsible one in the family.
ReplyDeleteWhattaya say?
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