Clued - In

 In light of my poost below about alternate living arrangeMINTS… It appears that I am an obsolete Yesterday Man when it comes to modern sexual realities. (A Stubfart, as fuggin Mike put it…😡) I can see goofy kids going such a partnership…? But… Budd makes sense. If my wife weren’t my heart…I suppose we could live and love similarly? I wouldn’t want to… but I could do it I suppose. I am forced to recant and re-evaluate. 

But ya do what ya gotta do I guess! 

If I had to hit the dating scene again at my age and in this stage of my life I’d probly have to opt for an inflatable life partner. There’s just too many crazy women running around, and the competition for the few good ones would be incredibly fierce. I’d get aced out by handsome devils like Pete, Chutes or Budd…possibly even by creeps like Cederq! On the socio-sexual scrotum pole I am at the very bottom.

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Can you imagine the horrible sounds that 

would come from the Reclusium?

Erk-squeak Erk-squeak Erk-squeak Erk-squeak Erk-squeak !!!

Oooop….oooooo…oink!

POW-FISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Ughhh. Is that too much information? Maybe some things are just best left un-thunk about! But … I’d love to have one downstairs on display to creep my friends out.

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Have a great Thursday… and sorry for the mental imagery…