Fuggin Hawtmail

 

Hey all -

I guess my email is borked again. Y’know my email address hadn’t changed in 26 years? When I first got onto the computer in ‘99 you could get a free email account from a company called Hot Mail. Today it sounds like something pornagraphic but that is all it was - a free email account. I think Outlook owns them now. I’ve had alternate accounts for work and I’ve tried to set up other personal ones on Gmail and Proton and Yahoo but… bah. For some reason Hotmail is where my heart is and all my email goes there. My sincere apologies though - they seem to be having protracted, sporadic problems right now. I think Cederq might’ve pooped in the boiler tank (again), or Exile wired down the PSVs and cranked up the heat… or some harelip retard in the Outlook control room fell asleep on the job again? Allow me to address my hate mail here?

Exile - you were involved in a high stakes ($1.00) business transaction. I hope and pray that you can raise the funds, make the investment and all works out.

Cederq - got your email, can’t open it (yet) - but thanks.  I appreciate it! 👍

Polly - you were correct to come to me for my scholarly advice on gun maintenance! Just give your rifle a little squirt of Hoppes #9 and a few dabs with some solvent soaked Q Tips here n’ there and everything’ll be just fine, HAR HAR HAR!!! 😊👍

I’ll be back at ya shortly!

We now return to your regular programming…