Errrrr… perhaps I meant, “Flapjack FLOP Out”!!!
HAR HAR HAR!!!
😂👍
But - all is well. This is why God gives us guys ‘wife goggles’.
Great minds think alike. I’d just assembled this loving, scholarly tribute to our women when The Mechanic at Blab fire bombed my DM.
I shall accept his admonishMINT:
Brevity is the soul of wit; and this poost has
gone on far too long.
Have a great Wednesday!
That was uncalled for! You better figure out how to get us some nice tits! Because being a thousand miles away ain't gonna save yer ass!
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A good husband supports his wife, when things start to sag, its the husbands job to cup them gently and lift them against the forces if gravity.
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If the young thing was so proud of her puppies , she should have shown them.
ReplyDeleteThe middle one looks exactly like middle-management in my dept at work. The last one made me laugh-snort my morning coffee all over my keyboard. She's a dead-ringer for my soon to be ex-wife ! She is literally about to go out in the world to indulge in some international sex-tourism - eat-pray-lovin' her way across Spain to "find herself". Not my problem any more !
ReplyDeleteThat flopper on the bottom could tie a knot in 'em and use it for a blackjack.
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