Monday, March 24, 2025

The Perfect Woman Doesn’t Exi-

 



Well I guess functional
sexbots are still a long ways out… but you can start building
your perfect soul mate’s persona 


It’s a cliché now. The foolish mortal man tinkers with the powers of God, unleashes forces he doesn’t understand, and comedy and hilarity ensue. Gawd only knows what the froots and pedos will do with this technology. 

They’ll probably use it to manufacture artificial arseholes like themselves, get disgusted with the results, or driven insane by these hideous homonculii reflections of themselves and turn it off! I wonder how many guys will assemble artificial soul mates that are domineering stronk wahmen with the personality traits of a frumpy, bitchy cat lady? Jack might, maybe…? HAR HAR HAR!!!!
😂👍

It is my scholarly opinion that if we ever DO acquire the ability to assemble our own soul mates from sexbots… the ones that will sell out first will be the 5’8” stacked bombshells that not only put out… but can withstand the stench of fetid toe jam and rub a fella’s feet when he gets home from work. Or rub out the aches and pains in his back, and leave him alone if he falls asleep in his easy chair after a rough day.

In all honesty i don’t think real women have much to worry about. Only the stupids, the crazies and the harpies will have to worry about replacement.






7 comments:

  1. Listening to the younger guys at work, a few have said they would go for a sexbot because of the advantages.
    1) 1 time cost, no ongoing expenses
    2) can be shut off
    3) no chance of alimony
    4) no std's or pregnancies
    5) no dealing with her friends and relatives
    There was another one but i forget what he said it was.

    But those are the ones who most eager seem to go for the defective girls and seem to have issues of there own.

    Exile1981

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  2. Do not want to fuck a bot, or an woman that looks like they need to drop a deuce!

    Chutes Magoo

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    1. That is what I was thinking, or that pole behind them is really deep...

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    2. Sounds like you are okay with oral though.

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  3. Just - NEVER - feed them wedding cake boys. No more BJ’s and they’ll pull the pin on the fat grenade.

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  4. Dang, tell them boys the left hand is free, and when you get tired you can switch to the right. It's like having two girls at a time. No need for latex dolls.

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  5. Except for how they look, they look fabulous! Actually, big red on the left looks the best.

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