Biggest chick magnet I ever had was a Belgian Groenendal. They just couldn't resist running their hands through his coat. His winning grin and friendly demeanor didn't hurt either. Wife thought it was hilarious. When he started attracting teens I told him we needed to have a talk. He just laughed at me.
Have you smelled the stuff the kids are wearing NOW??? When my sons were in their teens the WHOLE DAMNED HOUSE smelled of "AXE." The dog would bury its nose in its own ass for relief! ...And it's gone DOWNHILL from there!!!
Oh gawd. Kids were still allowed to smoke indoors when I was in high school but only in The Pit…a kind of common area that was the designated smoking spot. Back then the cigarette and pot smoke mixed with the cheap cologne and perfume and BO … and it’d rot your socks right off.
I was a Brut guy but I don’t see it on the shelves anymore and started ordering that kind a stuff from the innernet. Now that I’m a retired old fart I only shave and bathe when the wife or dawg complains… 😂👍
My smelly stuff is Zest soap, been using it for decades now, I'm adventurous, like that.. On day 2, I'll move up to deodorant. There shouldn't be a day 3 without a shower.
Biggest chick magnet I ever had was a Belgian Groenendal. They just couldn't resist running their hands through his coat. His winning grin and friendly demeanor didn't hurt either. Wife thought it was hilarious. When he started attracting teens I told him we needed to have a talk. He just laughed at me.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of high school. After a short period of time, the odorous fog almost became nauseating.
ReplyDeleteHave you smelled the stuff the kids are wearing NOW??? When my sons were in their teens the WHOLE DAMNED HOUSE smelled of "AXE." The dog would bury its nose in its own ass for relief! ...And it's gone DOWNHILL from there!!!
DeleteOh gawd. Kids were still allowed to smoke indoors when I was in high school but only in The Pit…a kind of common area that was the designated smoking spot. Back then the cigarette and pot smoke mixed with the cheap cologne and perfume and BO … and it’d rot your socks right off.
DeleteI was a Brut guy but I don’t see it on the shelves anymore and started ordering that kind a stuff from the innernet. Now that I’m a retired old fart I only shave and bathe when the wife or dawg complains…
😂👍
My smelly stuff is Zest soap, been using it for decades now, I'm adventurous, like that.. On day 2, I'll move up to deodorant. There shouldn't be a day 3 without a shower.
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gosh!!!
suddenly
i am a teen again!
Old spit!
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Uh... Aqua Velva Ice Blue... ...I still use it...
ReplyDelete...And y'left out Old Spice...
Say; remember Binaca breath spray? We used to spray it in the dog's mouth... HOURS of fun... ...For us, nots'much for the dog...
I’ve found jet fuel mixed with a splash of burnt engine oil & week old coffee does the trick of keepin’ the gold diggers away….
ReplyDeleteEnglish Leather cause my wife doesn't want to see me in nothing at all. I was once partial to British Sterling too
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ReplyDeleteI’m thinking Jade East.
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