Nowadays most of them have replaced their men with govt welfare,
and those things will come off for anything from
black baboons to lesbians.
HAR HAR HAR!!!
I used to laugh at these stupid pin ups. It happens all the time, dontchya know! The prettiest women’ll be up on a step ladder while wearing a slinky dress, a rogue wind’ll come up, instant garment failure…and the next thing ya know - it’s two full moons out at high noon! HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!
😂👍
Y’know our women probly wouldnt act like sluts if us fellas didn’t encourage them to. But I suppose after 3 generations, liberal slut culture is here to stay. Until it ends badly for everyone.
I only ever saw one good garMINT failure. 15 ~ 20 years ago I was down at the liquor store when I spied this lady with a bag of groceries in one arm and a baby carrier in the other. I only noticed her because she had spikey heel shoes on and the tightest low rider jeans I’d ever seen. She was walking with an odd gait. Back then my subconscious mind ran on testosterone and my bush radar went off: Not pretty enough for a trophy wife, almost certainly a single mom… and if so she was obviously on the hunt. This info was passed up to my higher brain functions and summarily dismissed. Back then I was happily wifed up and the family hadn’t gone insane. For some reason I continued to idly watch the lady from my Jeep. She had her back to me and was fumbling to open the trunk of her car for the groceries. She couldn’t make that work, so she bent over to put the baby down… and her ass literally erupted out of those jeans and they were down around her ankles - and I split a gut laughing in my Jeep. Fortunately the windows were up. Of course she was wearing thong underwear… HAR HAR HAR!!!
In seconds she had them up again and was looking about in embarrassment, but I was pretending to be studying some maps in the passenger seat and kept my back to her so she couldn’t see me laughing.
In 60 years that was the only real life garMINT failure I’ve ever seen.
In high school at a dance the girl i was dancing with kept tugging at her dress. After that song she went off to the bathroom. Later she told ne the elastic in her panties went and she replaced them with her gym shorts from her locker. She had a long dress on so I didnt see anything.
ReplyDeleteIn college the girl down hall went to grab something off the floor and split her skin tight jeans up the back. She wasn't wearing anything underneath. I got a glare for laughing, my roomate who was in her class was threatened with violence if he told any one else in their class.
In the late 90's I saw a lesbian lift the skirt of her friend and slip her hand into the panties. Theis was on the c-train on a saturday when i was headed to work. I moved to a different end of the car. Figured they would claim some bullshit if i stayed. Plus neither was a looker
Exile1981
Episode 1: Breakfast Bonanza.
ReplyDeleteAfter spending the previous evening doing wild and obnoxious things in public and violating the morality laws of the State in private, I took Main Lady out to breakfast. We have a nice breakfast, and on the way out the front door Main Lady abruptly comes to a halt, nonchalantly steps out of a feminine undergarment, picks it up and resumes her casual pace. The garment in question gets stashed in her purse.
Episode 2: Ballroom Dance Competition & Exhibition
I used to teach ballroom dancing. At the time, the number one Latin style dancers in the U.S. of A. were Vernon Brock and Linda Dean. Wellsir, Linda was, bluntly, flat as the State of Texas. Dynamite legs, nice, spankable butt, and good looking - but no tits. So, she bought a set of D-class bolt-ons. Okay, whatever, but now all her dance costumes will need to be altered, as will her regular wardrobe.
A few weeks later Brock and Dean were engaged to perform a four dance exhibition at a ballroom competition, and during the bolero Linda Dean performs a back bend over Vernon's arm, and voilà!, the girls popped out. Brock was the first to notice and tried to adjust her top for her. Feeling a bit exposed and, perhaps, self-conscious, Linda also tried. The two of them got in each others' way, and the girls were still on display when Linda finally stood up and slapped his hands away, stating, "Dammit Vernon, I'll do it myself!".
She got her costume adjusted, resumed dance position, and they picked up where they'd left off. Laughter and applause followed.
Epilogue: Vernon Brock was a fag and a real jerk. He died of AIDS many years ago. Linda Dean was quite nice and easy to work with. She married and has a family.
Main Lady left me some years back without a word of explanation. The hell with her.