The Last Finger Puppet

Ughhhh. They put in a karaoke machine at the Normie Bar & Grille and after a few afternoon double gins, WL Emery gets up there and starts singing and giving the place a 1960s lounge lizard vibe! Then the place fills up with adoring Vietnamese bubble gummers, old cougars and Karens! And the sex starved women lose their minds and start throwing their underwear at him like he’s Elvis or something. Now he’s making millions of dollars on album sales!

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The colder the night gets, the further she strays

And he doesn't like it being this way

And she tried so hard to steer away from the meeting place

But her heart had led her there

She clings to his consciousness wherever he lays

He struggles to sleep at night and during the day

He's worried she's waiting in his dreams

To drag him back to the meeting place

His love had left him there

With lyrics like that? How could the women NOT be putty in his hands?