Monday, February 24, 2025

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I keep getting burned on AI pics. It’s infuriating - given that nowadays, I am sceptical and untrusting of everything. But still I am inclined to blindly trust my lying eyes. It’s destroyed me, quite frankly. You can’t even trust a rude joke anymore.


I looked at the lettering on the sides of the box and they don’t match. AI? Or a crappy photoshop? Is the pic of the machine altered? How can ya tell? Y’know I’ve seen perv porn where they take a dildo, attatch it to unlikely, poorly made DIY electric contraptions that make them reciprocate… and the women go to town and ride them and obviously think they’re the best thing since sliced bread, HAR HAR HAR!

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But… that is one BIG clam rattler. Maybe it’s for women that screw 1000 guys in one night? 

3 comments:

  1. The M in clam has an extra hump. Once i searched 'sawzall accessories ' on ebay..... That was enlighteningand terrifying.

    Exile1981

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  2. I'm just a tad young to have 1st hand experience, but I've been told it takes a little extra effort to deal with 70's era bush. With today's shaved clams, you can get the job done with something half the size and horsepower.

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  3. "Mojo, I want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly, a gigantic vibrator, Vibratorzilla it'd be; And unplug the refrigerator Mojo, get Vibratorzilla in there and put 220 on the money, honey!" She's Vibrator Dependent by Mojo Nixon

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